Finished Folds (41—60)
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4doing with all those obese and yet scurvy-afflicted midgets? I know I said that we are appealing to niche fetishes today, but not THAT niche!" The programmers fidgeted awkwardly,
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2bigger, Bond-er box. Unfortunately, 007 is not the best caretaker for anything other than his occasional Beard of Sorrow, so we perished in under a week. C'est la vie.
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5When the Highland Games were over and the scorched earth of Toronto settled, the PM crawled out form his hidey-hole and yelled
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4He shook his head at the sadist mimes, and stole their wallets the second they turned away to re-enter their invisible boxes. As he walked away with the vase, he wondered
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0exorbitant, and sometimes she didn't even really use the balls. I didn't want to upset her by complaining, but $50 to be told that the balls didn't see it? Lame. So I stole her
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8in reality, it was more of a James Bond Villain-esque volcano. It contained a beautiful woman, several sharks, and a small nuclear bond made entirely out of silly putty. Billy was
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1so exultant when they realise that they can easily hide all evidence of Dawkins. Dawkins, not so much.
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11that the demigod was tightly compressed into nutrition for horses, I lit up a smoke and sat back, ignoring the demigod's vague wails of "My butt! It hurts!" The Celestial Combine
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5dance around with their brethren and occasionally sacrifice the Cockroach Princess to the Microwave God. Even the occasional Attack of the Foot is easily repelled.
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6, literally. The nurse untangled me from the gigantic, sentient, and slightly sticky) wicket, pulling little splinters out of my second head with her teeth. It was all very erotic,
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9in, and easy to find when the tide was out. So the concert began! Twelve hundred violinists piled into the underwater cave, stacked to the stalactites. Hung could barely raise
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1can choke small mammals if they are not careful. There once was a man who killed much of Peru simply because he forgot to wash behind his ears. Anyways, the real message of this is
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3Axe in hand, Ernie gave the Simon Says machine forty whacks. "I mean, I am schizo, but I feel that it shouldn't prevent me from living a long, happy life! NOW DIE!" he shrieked.
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3going to give him the lovely prize of twelve Tahitian voodoo dolls, but only if
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3but found that putting the Math nerds and the English nerds in the same train car resulted in significant loss of life. With the small cars, the nerds were safely left to
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1bought as many nails and tape measures as I could. Fruitcakes have nails, right? When I mixed the nails, flour, egg & water I barely had any time left, so I stuck the mix in the
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4the Secret Ironing Council. Pretentious jerks, refusing him membership just because he didn't like the new-model irons.. He'd show them. He'd show them all.
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8"Oh, damn. Then why did you order the spider and peanut shake?" I cried. "PORQUE YO SOY EN REALIDAD ESPAÑOLA!" he shrieked, as blisters starting forming on his smug little face.
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3his revelation that he was an aardvark man didn't do much to pay his bills, so he turned to stripping. Being a niche stripper, work was hard to get, so he mostly ended up doing
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3broke down in tears at the sight of the clown, his long-standing fear of them rendering him unable to do anything other than scream and flail his manatee limbs. The clown looked