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excruciatingly beautiful, the culmination of all human endeavour that had come before, until Colin Powell started shaking, trembling, bursting forth from his carapace, revealing
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she had absolutely no grasp of Esperanto, having read all the books in translation, so every word she said was virtually incomprehensible to the dynamic duo. They looked around and
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sock practice, one of the most coveted events at wizard school, the initiation ceremony that separated the wheat from the chaff. The mage watched the sock practice, then slowly
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sidled up to him at the other end of the galactic bar he knew all of these memories were worthless, that here was his destiny. "Did you do the job?" the behemoth growled, before
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shook the bow of the ship back and forth as I desperately planned my escape- perhaps out the porthole? Then I looked again. She was beautiful, and terrible. I opened the window and
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Most of that time I've spent decomposing, which is like watching grass grow from the dirt's perspective. It's bad enough that my wife called the smell an improvement to my hygien.
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He thought it was clever, anyway, though it did cause some issues. Giants were coming along looking for their misplaced sneakers and stepping on the clients- it was pretty tragic.
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Peter, however, clearly had other plans: by the time I'd gotten to the bottom of the hole I couldn't see him anywhere, only a threatening letter to the king, convincing me he was
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to be had for miles around, not after the utter depletion of the Referral Mines in `77. There was a black market, for sure, but Dr. Luster was on the straight and narrow. She would
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rubbing his forehead in chalk so that the spirits didn't know where to look. I didn't even try to look into the doorway again. Some things aren't meant to be pondered too long.
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It was too funny, really. I left this abode of mirth and walked down the street toward the store. The snow was falling. I made it three blocks before I blacked out and fell down.
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Consider this bizarre answer from Iuskdja Djisls, MP, to a question on financial accountability: "Bluuuh guhgehsjahs muuuuh keso laa da ter go pa pa PA PA sequoooooooo daaaaa!!"
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if you need a place to hide the body of a potential assassination target. The staff in there are on our payroll, and generally don't speak up if a member of the agency happens to
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is written in caustic acid on a material hitherto incomprehensible to human perception, not the most attractive medium for a publisher, but I was willing to work with it as long as
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in the Icelandic sagas, part and parcel of his obsessive with mythic toponymy that was always dismissed as naïve by the artistic cliques of the period. Moby, however, would reply
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agent working undercover for the alien armada to undermine the cultural resilience of the human race, just as her mother groomed her to be, the mother she could not let down.