Finished Folds (161—180)
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2On Saturdays, I got the day off, so I went to the park and hung around mostly doing nothing.
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8He was starting to see things, and his head was spinning around and around like a carnival ride. Maybe he snorted too much lint.
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3unlicensed drugs without a warrant!" The police put Mary in cuffs and took her down to the station.
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6King, but his protests were ignored in lieu of everyone burning all of King George's fancy stuff. Jefferson appointed himself king, and the first act he did was
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6had caused him to die of very very slow brain trauma, which was strange, because the blow had stuck Joe in the left butt-cheek, not his head at all.
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3putting salt in coffee couldn't be made illegal, because that would be discrimination against salt.
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5This was the limited edition, too, the one with unused voice clips from Charles Martinet where he accidentally said a bunch of curse words as Mario and they recorded it.
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4tear out every odd page until he had a nice stack of papers torn from his book in a little pile. Then he set the the pile on fire. "These papers," he explained, "were socialists."
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3and with one swipe, I sliced his arm clean off. He laughed, "Tis but a flesh wound!"
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2Micheal's smile had turned bitter after he died, the edges curling inwards, and he was always watching, eyes wide and unblinking in the dark.
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3I was a good host, and didn't complain when my guests ate all of the food I had in the pantry, although I felt like punching their lights out whenever they complained.
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4in the basement, and Pigpen nodded, as though Snoopy came to him every day asking for help burying a dead body he had found.
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4when the deceased's brother turned up we had a lot of explaining to do about how his dead brother had been deep fried into a dish and eaten.
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5grow a hair upon his lip, he would no longer be known as the baby. He would be a man.
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4my bud, who has hundreds of followers, and asked for his advice. he told me to post nudes. i posted a picture of my cat because he never wears pants, that bum.
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2business. I liked those apples. They tasted like fall.
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1ceiling, I wasn't dumb enough to try...yet. Maybe if it worked it would become smart.
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3resting lightly on the other's shoulder.
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4the bones, which were soon picked clean. With no meat left, he turned on the chef, and began eating him instead.
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2could be done, you know by now that rumors only spread" he remarked, casually shooting lasers from his eyes.