Finished Folds (21—40)

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  however, ended up besting me. Hours later I found myself trapped on a porcelain throne as the cheese blasted out of my asshole. I never ate cheese again.

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  sat on my couch watching television. The smell grew worse.

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  2018-08-12 13:27:54

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  from the shadows, for they are always watching for any sign of weakness. It's like they have a sixth sense for knowing when someone is bending the rules of the English language.

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  2018-08-12 13:24:08

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  Needless to say, the fish's first attempts to blend in did not go very well. It was only until he tied a sharkfin to his body did he become accepted among the sharks.

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  there was nothing left.

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  2018-05-20 15:31:08

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  landed on his nose. Joe sneezed, and the butterfly was dislodged. Tony grabbed the water gun containing holy water, and pointed it at Joe with shaking hands. "Stand down!"

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  2018-05-16 17:07:46

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  It's raining outside. My dog doesn't like the rain.

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  2018-05-15 22:05:02

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  My heart was beating faster and faster. I turned around, looking down. To my horror,

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  2018-05-15 10:59:36

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  Once there was a young woman who got lost in the big city. She wandered for hours.

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  2018-05-12 22:47:24

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  There was nothing to do and no one to do anything with, and the city street was boring without any money to spend.

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  2018-05-12 22:17:46

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  shouting, "Socks don't have to match!" The nurse called for backup.

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  2018-05-04 14:43:23

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  Inside the warmth, I could taste iron on my teeth and tongue.

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  2018-05-04 14:42:19

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  gone? It was like every single human being had simply vanished without any word of warning. The shack was the first sign of civilization I had seen in weeks.

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  2018-05-04 14:41:09

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  The tea had long since gone cold, but I didn't want to get up and reheat it.

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  2018-05-04 14:38:20

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  the stray flame managed to burn off my shoes. Now I was barefoot in the middle of an invasion. A bit not good.

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  2018-04-30 22:38:19

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  otherwise the ladies would never love him. Sterling's only chance was to fake it until he made it.

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  2018-04-21 22:54:36

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  And this is why I can't trust hippies, especially hippies with beards. They might be hiding a UFO in there, and then that would be the end of us all.

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  2018-04-21 22:52:31

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  from these spaghetti stains, I called up the laundromat and asked them about dry cleaning my divorce papers. They told me to come in on Tuesday. I showed up but they were closed.

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  2018-04-21 22:50:33

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  poked it with a stick. I turned to my partner in crime. "This person is definitely deceased."

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  2018-04-05 13:04:27

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  this frustrates me. I can't seem to fix this tool. It just won't stabilize things properly.

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  2018-03-30 13:28:42