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the other iPad screen had an image of a lovely beach with the words 'Hate Me?' So, if she loved him he would blow up the world and if she hated him she could go to the beach? Maybe -
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except, of course, a story about a fantasy Easter sleepover written by fifth grade daughter. Combine that with Basil Brush's version of "Bright Eyes" and you've got a hit that
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As it turned out, it would cost him plenty to defend the whales: a burned grilled cheese sandwich, 56 oz. of Hershey Kisses, 13 plastic Easter eggs, Marty Feldman's eyes, a box of
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dictator to a hard wooden chair using twine and tartan duct tape. Then the SP bounced from couch to couch singing his merry song about the fat dictaor's thetans.
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med and the rich do the blaming. So even though I had several advanced degrees I decided to spend my days beach combing and offending self-righteous jerks. My first task in my offe
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The living room was a disaster area of headless dolls and strewn-about paper snowflakes. It was obviously another hit by the deadly serial killer we called "Ken" (obviously). He al
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was it because of my severe illness or had the water been tampered with? Yikes. That's when I noticed I had the faucet set to red. I remembered what my mother taught me: "red hot,
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arrel. I mean a CRACKER BARREL next to a Trader Joes? What were they thinking. Anyway, both places are much more brown than "green," if you know what I mean so I decided to paint
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and I realized that I had allowed my virtual self to mess his own pants right at my virtual house's locked front door. How embarrassing! The thought bubble changed to a red face.
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was their ruin and the reason they had to leave "Dr. Who" and go back to Red Dwarf. Rimmer and Lister would have to hear very loud shakes of the head for the rest of their lives.
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with the noseless fiends? Then she had an idea. She would offer "add-a-nose" surgery. Then the noseless fiends would be able to walk and they would want to join her franchise.
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and Dannon the parakeet nibbled on my earlobe. All was going well until Martin Van Buren realized that he didn't how arabesque and that his desk was pine, not holly oak. I suggeste
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over by his brother who they called Officer Rucker. So he threatened to call their mother who happened to be a trucker. Well, Mother Rucker the Trucker wasn't in the mood for all
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feed and to escape almost simultaneously. So as I sunk into the mattress they all bit me and as I flew through the air they let go. As they were more aerodynamic, the flew further
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just uncomfortable when I think about "Ferngully" so I really didn't want to talk about him or about his role in Ferngully. It embarrasses me to remember how I thought as a kid.
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that's how everyone will remember him, as "Garbanzo Pete" and not by his real name. It's already been forgotten. Fortunately for Garbanzo Pete, he really loves hummus, especially
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. "Yeah, so?" threatened Linda. "I knew his mother and she was sublimer when it came to reet pleats and had no problems with biting of more than she could chew. Kind of like
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It was 3:42 AM and the electronics were beeping reminders about game turns and status updates. "Perhaps we should go sleep," he said. She didn't answer as he got up and got a snack
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rope, and gossiping about werewolf men. They rarely, if ever, hunted. The werewolf men, on the other hand, spent most of their time planning what to do during the next full moon.
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So, go to sleep and don't mind me. I'll just stand here with this nice gold pocket watch, a list of messages about people I'd like you to kill for me, and a revolver in case you fa