3 Folds
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into an eight when all it wanted was to fulfill its life long dream of becoming a six. "Numbers don't have a choice," I tried to explain to the strip. "Either you are or you aren't -
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"What about the children?!" I gasped. "They're old enough to take care of themselves," she replied. "Suzy is what, six? Seven?" "All for a car?!" I yelled. My wife shrugged
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"I could grow weed!" George Carlin realized happily. The cat-bird nodded in approval and grinned a Cheshire grin. "And tomatoes, and tobacco.... hell, I could start a whole farm!"
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striped stockings and was powdering her knees with sugar. "You knew this couldn't go on forever," she sighed. "Marylou, please, I love you." The batter sobbed. "We can start again.
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and worked into the major artery in my thigh. I was poisoned by the very thing I loved most. "What a cruel irony," I thought as my legs slowly melted into chocolaty puddles.
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research pertaining to the recent up-swells in sharks being harvested for their organs, but honestly I really just wanted some nice midget porn.
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just really wanted to retire in the hills. Raise a couple kids, get a tiny dog. Be a housewife, wash the dishes. Donnybrooks was a legend, and intended to retire as so.
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with a hard tap of the 'esc' button. "Ugh, gross." Lisa sighed as she removed the 3d goggles. They were standard wear since the great upset. Everyone wre the
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before he slowed, SLAMMED his foot down, and made eye contact. "This," he said in all seriousness, "this is the best day of my life". I was glad. At least he was happy.
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they had shed their clothes like cocoons and turned into brilliant butterflies, gentle and brilliant and beautiful. I was sitting in the shallow end, legs tightly crossed. I was
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ladies danced as they sang the Opportunistic Wolf Song , all of them making special eye contact with Sam, so Sam would know that the song was for Sam and Sam only. THE END
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:Smoking for minors. The children lined up with their charges. Every type of dog waited with great patience to show their skills. O-rings, volume, density, length: every kind of
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Slim Shady," I concluded. "So that's my story. I hope it helps with the ongoing investigation into said events."
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away into the sunset. Aunt Babs had to pay. "I am not a tool!" I declared one night. "I am a strong, independent, woman!" As the full moon rose I sprinted outsides and slowly
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...not." he sneered. A terrible chill ran through my pancakey spine. "I thought we had an agreement." I whispered. Dr. Knife and Nurse Bacon exchanged charged eye contact.
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would haunt him for the rest of his days. She would pop up in the market, booing his melon choices, nay-saying his pick of the broccoli, smacking ripe mangoes from his fingers.
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don't agree.
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I'd recently broken my collarbone while trying to jump from a second story balcony to the underground pool. Amanda walked in with new bandages for my wounds
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U is an inside-out umbrella, useless in the rain. V is the villain, lost and thus pained.
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Bluoie spent the rest of the night shedding a tear at knowing us & all, her favorite boy band.