Finished Folds (61—73)
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3The only complaint I had at this point was all the sand. It's in the continental breakfast, it's in the tiny coffee pot, it's in my shoe! Please, Mr. Newspaper, tell
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9It's too bad Jack Frost never considered the hot chocolate market, because it was at this point that icy fresh breath became available through a monthly bus pass
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5"Why," screamed one of the Turkeys. "We are an ancient culture dating back to the Mayans!" "Are we not the first?" The Chickens roared. "Did we not come before the egg?"
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65) spit in your mom's mouth - 6) eat your brother's toenails
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6"I love your garden," she laughed. I showed her the chocolate mint, the lavender, the nightshade....
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3asking, pleading: "Salt? Dost thou has salt?" In the meanwhile your children die hungry and lonely, crying to
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2"Oops!" Shrieked her dumpling. "Where my man Pyotr at?!"
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6"We were.... friends," Sam said softly. Fodo grinned and ruffled Sam's curly hair. "Best friends," he laughed. Sam looked into the distance, embarassed.
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0"Dearest Danger Dog," read the letter, "I've been waiting for
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2for he had been experiencing diarrhea for at least a fortnight now,
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3ye hypocrite," screeched the head rooster. "I was destined tah be the last great entree!" The attending farm animals gasped in surprise. "Thas right! My name is
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3Force. He's severely inbred, but still lovable. What else could he do but love his mistress
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1the solar-powered propulsion mechanism spitting blue smoke.