Finished Folds (21—40)
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3a taxi which bore her up into the fading sunset. Ginger was fabulous, and didn't even care. "I DON'T EVEN CAAAARE," she shouted to the world, and so it was. She didn't even care.
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3"Har har," I scoffed. "We both well know that Barbie is your cousin's wife, you could never sleep with her. Bill ony smirked. "R-right?" A chill ran through my spine. "Right? Bill?
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2mine, and all they can do is ride the mine carts to rock bottom. Once they hit rock bottom, the only choice was to keep digging or dig a staircase to the sky.
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6Food was pretty much all that Bruno the Corgi had going on in his life. Forget cosmic consciousness, he was all about meaty concussions. Because brains are tasty. Right?
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5but mostly I was just seeking attention. Of course I had a lot of different health problems, my mom is my sister and my dad is my cousin but also my grandpa. He loved me all the
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3ut to happen to their lovely habitats. First, came the doves. Quacking and shitting everywhere, the doves attacked the Dutch harlot's headquarters like the fury of
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6yah!" The portly mother screamed. I backed away and held my shopping bag in front of me like a totally ineffective shield, which it was. The spanish madra leapt at me shrieking
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3dates. And so the Sun took the Inuits to the prom, and all had a rather jolly time. One lost their virginity (I shan't tell you whom), and the rest danced the whole night away. END
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4This was assuming the rules were disregarded entirely, but we'd deal with that when the time came. "There is no end, really," I explained. "The folds are a physical barrier
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5'Goddamnit man," Twain sneered angrily, "can't you just agree to disagree?!" Cervantes chucked a rock at Twain's basement level window from the lawn and yelled "NEVER!"
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3" rapped Sir Creamy Thighs. "Leave a veto, oh, oh, info." He crooned. The groupies all sighed with pleasure. He was a prodigy, a musical hero really. They wanted to bang him so bad
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5had teased him for the excessive vowels in his name, ooh how that had made him angry. Isakashitz Kasadojakas prepared to destroy Fingery Niorbutte once and for all.
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4"No," Mom retorted as she took another selfie. "I am doing me, and I am happy!" She yelled as she propped a leg behind her ear. I squeezed my eyelids tightly but the tears leaked
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3sures but by golly he was going to try! He preened his black hair, slicking it back with his natural oils and shook his feathers, which were really hairs. He was a penguin at heart
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4one plan would give me the most data? Did they even have phones in Transylvania? I began to panic. "Damn Uncle Johann and his pointy teeth," I bemoaned. "I hate the dark."
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6by general physics and the limits of the human body. "I'm a god," he whispered to himself. "With this power I will better all of humanity. I will breathe water and walk through
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5the clowns," he whispered to Derick, his one true love. "The queen can't help but love a good show." Derick rubbed his great big nose. It honked with the fury of a hundred geese.
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3It was only a rhino, but to be fair they were going extinct. But true love! Who could say that true love wasn't endangered as well? Soulmates are meant to be, rhino or no.
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6as a dog with an inside-out snout. Sad as a 90's kid met with an original McDonald's happy meal furby in it's original packaging. Bad as a mom "borrowing" a kid's piggybank.
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5particular series of Robot Dodo was know for it's general empathy, so I didn't feel too anxious being within it's territory. "Hello?" I asked timidly. "I just