Finished Folds (41—60)
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4went into my garage and found my trusty scooter. This baby could make almost 30 mph in fair winds, or good favor. Today, I would trust in good favor to deliver me to the zoo for
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11felt sad and abused. "They shall never intermarry," he whispered to the rose bushes. "I will see them all hanged before then. He hid his favorite shovel under his pillow that night
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0Helen was rather attractive, from her soft feet to her waxy dome. One could almost make an entire meal out of her legs alone. The father felt her fatty arm and declared,
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3"Um.... okay." She responded. I normally had excellent grammar, so she knew I was nervous. "Is this about the church people?" Belinda whispered. "Because you know
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2Meanwhile, the French prepared to revolt. Square plastic bits of cheese-like goop did not count as cheese. American cheese was an abomination which would not be tolerated.
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4even grew to love.... my doll. We became secret lovers. The doll knew me in ways that no one could ever understand me. When to make spaghetti, when to pull my hair, when
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4Ms. Middler was wearing one the holey overcoats, but she looked lovely. The chandelier lights graced her powered cheeks like a soft lick from her lover
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4did you recommend for my cat? " He demanded. "Because clearly it is not working!" Watson could only shrug, stuttering, "I thought it was gluten free."
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5"BARCLAYS!" Walter White screamed forcibly. "INVEST ALL YOUR MONEY NOW." Who could question Walter White? He was a wise, experienced man.
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6your mother's extreme crochet club you wouldn't have the gall to say such things." She hissed angrily like
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7But Death loved a good salad of course. Rotten items reached him like new, death cabbages tasted fresh. He made a lovely slad with cabage, lettuce, tomtoes, cucumb
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3I could only examine with a Canadian quarter... but no matter what I yelled
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3Straight up fishy, like a crab that got lost in a giant clam that's stuck up in a heater that was crammed inside a skinny lady pretending to be a mermaid. But guess whar
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6chanted. "Chuck... the... tux!" Pavarotti tried not to cry, but a horrible, cheating tear fell from his left eye. "No, no...." He sighed,
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4met with a contractor to get us the best booty calls available, but they were very expensive. He swore he only wanted the best for us
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1on their own home town. It was a great experiment! And it worked! All the people on Earth worked together to recycle
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4"So, I mean," the child sighed. She held Betty's head in her small hands. "I don't blame you. I just... I wish you had taken the time," she gently put the head down and
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3my face, I couldn't help myself. "NOW?" I shrieked, "Now!?!" I scratched my own face with the fury of an alley cat. "NOW? NOOOOW?!?!"
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2UNGH BSSSST BUH BUH NISSSS
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3"Where are you hiding, you little monster," hissed the ex chancellor. "I asked for a BOAR," he screamed. His eyes bulged out like the song of a bagpipe hiding a piece