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"I guess we can't eat these anymore," the disappointed alien said. "I was really looking forward to these." He turned back to the door, closed it, and began to quietly cry. -
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I bowed. "I stand discovered!" I cry out and slap Satan's face. "I can't believe it took you so long to figure it out." With flames in his eyes, Satan disappeared.
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topple and thus the universe would collapse. And, as a humble tortoise, and I can't bear the thought of killing every single other living and non-living noun in the universe. I
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It was a sight to behold, and one that would affect everyone's future.
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was packed with old pizzas, very unbecoming of a bunch of bowlers, although expected. I decided to let them off on this one, let them keep enjoying themselves.
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him. "Never insult the tomato race! We will defeat you harder!" Pomegranate and I walked away, leaving the tomatoes to themselves. We would sign the treaty later.
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misjudgment of how much hummus he needed. "You know what, you can have some hummus too. You've been better to me than I've to you."
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lettuce and cucumbers? I'm so done with hot dogs!"
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the homo sapiens might be able to figure out the best combinations of farmers-market ingredients and French cooking techniques without his mechanical assistants. But then again,
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waited, weighing the options. Responsibility was great, but Maizy really wanted to go to the 2016 Olympics. Could her cancer wait?
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father, but that didn't really matter. It would be a scratch on my clean record, but I was already going to court. What's another dent in the grand scheme of things?
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he saw her -- for the last time. His splendid feline friend sprinted across his field of vision, pursued by a larger cat. He couldn't watch.
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Could it really be? Had the cows actually come home?
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I made them anyway. The dancing origami ballerinas were the most popular folds I made, but some people liked my attacking dragons. I didn't ship them in large amounts like the
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beams accelerated across the room, probing each patient for 'the secret.' When the beams fell on Mandy, he knew. She was the one holding the
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of his way, calling him a 'drunken brilliant cheater' and proceeded to write a story about that. Picasso looked incredulously at Hemingway and wondered why he ever bothered with
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while watching his cane hit the ground over and over again. I wanted desperately to take the cane from him, make him stop beating the boy, but the doctor didn't think the risk was
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Once these people went back into the world, they started spreading the virus. When people were surprised by their Russian accent, they discovered that they too had such and accent
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"I promise I will," Smokey said. He'd fought fires before, but never like this fire season. And with all his gear gone, the poor bear could only wear his overalls and hope they
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capture, they wanted to be a part of it. Even though Pokemon Go was a far off, distant trend, it was better than this terrible universe. It would be so much better to be in an AR