Finished Folds (201—220)
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10Jang shrieked upon spotting Yang in the distance, Yang, his long lost brother, Yang, thought lost to the ruddy ciborg haunches of Nortessa.
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5then the floor started pushing up. "My God," she cried blasphemously, for she had not one iota of God in her heart. The floor were all trap doors, every inch of it, pushing up.
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3said AndrewB73's mama. At the end of a long night, which was really morning three days after the spoken fact, AndrewB73's mama was thoroughly taken.
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2He calls in a poor, simple farmer named Jabez Stone to meet the manager, Mr Scratch. The rest, as you can see, is history. Mr Webster was able to utilize his Harvard law degree.
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1In facts, the moment every kid was born, he or she (be politically correct, man!) would be provided with armament. The enemy was everybody.
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4"You're not even a real priest!" The demon spat the priest's soul out. "Dude, I freakin' tried to tell you! What kind of dumbshit trades the soul of the second Virgin Mary?!"
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3But I find it's more crowded with the underwood in here. Damned casket, why don't they make the things bigger? Maybe I should lose weight...
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3So I went into the past and shot to death the contractor who was to build the old man's house. I taunted the old man across an infinity of parallel universes. He kept building hou
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4Nate regretted cwoosing carrots over thats. Despite twis, healtwy Nate persevered, and spent enougw bucks at the wospital for a cryogenic nap. He awoke ten centuries later
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3colour, my horns the sound of music descending upon the rough sand of yesteryear, the mere gestures of this horned lizard envoking riots of noise and colour and shapes and
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1Idiotically, Sidney had smeared Vicks, the whole bottle, along the entire lining of his stomach. He didn't regret it, him recently entered the cage with a bucket of disinfectant.
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4am reminded of freakin' Laurel and Hardy, only with quicker fingers and a bent for illusion. Penn and Teller, these damnable bastards of the magic community, begging to "Fool Us!"
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4go, with a generous helping of General Tso's and Sweet and Sour. They added in fried rice and chow mein and fortune cookies. The Russians had set themselves up with enough to becom
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10It was empty. Until a newspaper swept across it. It was lonely, itself with its bad news curling over the wind. Then a dog with ribs showing crossed. Down the street, baby, down
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4,motherfucker. Stephen King crept up behind Stephen King and whispered in his ear as he pulled the trigger, "It's the Dark Tower all over again." Roy fell into the pig slop again.
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3constraints of land, the hedgehog drowned. Rotting and fish-bitten, his corpse beached and was torn apart by wolves recently introduced to the wild. One wolf died from indigestion.
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4remained true. A heart, fresh cut in the bark of the oak, was signed "Marty <3 Danielle!" Danielle fell down, sobbing. Marty had reached out from hell to love her for ever.
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3The children beat the wizzard to a pulp while the poor guy tried to resist using magic he never had in hand in the first place. The initiation was finally concluded when the
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5it reflected Theodore Geisel's style and sentiment before the second world war and his foray and subsequent immersion in children's literature. "Loose Lucy" had the potential to
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2"Cereberus, my pretty!" the mad scientist shrieked. It was a good five minutes before he finally ceased that infernal noise. Cereberus was especially afflicted, with their dog hear