Finished Folds (221—240)
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1Only it wasn't a mommy but a daddy wearing a mommy suit so the confusion is understandable. Outside the gulls glide past in the high wind that snaps the sheets on the clothesline.
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3onnor. It was determined that the best way to stamp out the resistance was a wholesale, bloody method of birth control by antilove cybernetic cupids. Skynet glistened in the past,
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6the weaves my dexterous fingers create with my old friend, the art of juggling. The cascade, sunrise, windmill, clawing, their rhythms run through my hands and balls, a multicolour
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3half-digested insecurities and failed ambitions from its beak into your open mouth. You woke with a cold sweat and a large feeling of inferiority. I'm a failed superhero, you tell
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2that reached back deep in time to the moment he was conceived to puppet his every move. His free will was suspect! Gasping, he saw her look over her shoulder at him, smiling.
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3reached up, caught the Hawk Owl's talons, and reeled itself up. Strapped to the owl's back, the octopus, donning a top hat and monocle, "Tally-ho!," directed them north.
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6Death came on to me."Is that a banana in your tentacle or are you just happy to see me?"Goodness gracious, I squirted that ink for sure. We spent the evening bloating on the beach.
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4up Nock looked down. Nick nocked as Nock nicked, nocking Nick's nicking nock at Nock's nicked nock nick. Nevertheless, Nick and Nock were still inter-dimensional dastards!
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5her coat, but the wind had different ideas. It coated her with ice, streaming over her until she became a formless mound. She was a mountain in five decades, when it began to thaw.
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0affection for all things chartreuse. They leaped and gamboled through my field of vision, from piles of wreckage to shattered rubble. I stroked the brass lamp, feeling it cool agai
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4to plow down clowns undertyre with extreme prejudice. We broke out in a song & dance routine that culminated with nearly all members of this bustling metropolis doing jazz hands.
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5of crochetry with two makeshift wands. My giant goat in golden armour yarnbombed in rainbow colours the troll that came growling from under the newly minted bridge.
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2loiter outside as a show of force while she threw hers about with free weights. After half a hour, you couldn't see her tears for all the sweat.
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3find my marbles which I've, upon stumbling in here, spilled amongst all these other marbles. Help. Which one's mine? Yours? Lord preserve me, for I hath lost my marbles.
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3a fortune cookie message factory had erupted in an heat-less explosion. "Litterbug!" she thought she'd thought, but when the gawking crowd abruptly looked at her, she knew she'd sa
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3extraneous experience cluttering the main memories. It can't be done!Slender fingers poised in mudras appeared in a burst of psychedelia, followed by a caped figure. "Dr Strange!"
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2mayhem,fully endorsed by the Guy Downstairs.The Demons spent the next few eternities cooking up a nifty flaming pentagram gate to Earth & by then they needed gallons more caffeine.
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4mocked her with grins from shadowed alcoves. She stuffed the damned creature in a box and went down the street to hand it over to a man known as Erwin Schrödinger.
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6day so he pulled a Gus Bluth, popping a Forget-Me-Now to drown in a succession of alcohol soaked umbrella drinks. He came to (the wedding was in Jersey) a week later in Sri Lanka.
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3other people smile & nod while keeping their deficiencies to themselves. When I get past my existential myopia,it's easier to venture something like, "Sup?" or "How's the weather?"