Finished Folds (261—280)
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2They swapped smoke rings for a long gentle moment, the moonlight making soft daggers of their smiles. "Which one are you," Tiffany broke the silence, "goddess of the hunt?"
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4, which came true when the somnambulist appeared at Alan's door and murdered him cold. Turns out Alan was dipping his wick in his old lady. Dr Caligari apologised and gave me free
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5No, but it was good to belong to a small fraternity of peoples with glowing body parts. Todd, her old three-legged mange had equally irradiated nether regions. Together they attend
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2hemian girlfriend fended him off with her gloriously oiled thews, inadvertently trampling said prize-winning rhubarb. The battle lasted but a minute and Emma Jane was hard pressed
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6Except for the one in Princess Leia's get-up from Return of the Jedi. Lucas discovered late that smoothly shaven legs did not necessarily denote the gender. By then, he didn't mind
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5Ahh, the milestones of life. Good to find moments that excite even further than the occasion of one's own birth. Granted, womb ejection was a traumatising distraction, but... Tip.
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3purveyors of joy, happiness, and associated thing persons who turned their smiles upside down just especially for those sad neurotic chucklers. When the frowns come smiles grow.
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3it begins a run-on sentence whose center holds, itself a long run-on sentence capable of folding on to itself twice-over when you consider it a tale of a single man single-handedly
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3briar patch before smashing into a tar baby who molded itself against himself and his pastries as they exploded through a chicken farm, squawking and shouting in a treacly manner,
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3d been hitting the midnight Red Cross blood drives where I volunteered, embarrassing me in front of my fellows. The invisible man, on the other hand, was a real dirty pervert. He
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4The great hulking hairy wolf-beast stuck a spoon in my mouth, misunderstanding my seizure of excitement as being a bona fide epileptic episode. We ended up connecting over a spot o
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9As he reached for another rat, it slashed at his hand with its jaw. Inspiration struck. Let the cocks have their fight. He would be the Don King of Rat Wrassling! It was sited in
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1It was an eggcorn of protean tears, linked by stuffings of failures. The dog barked feebly and rolled over into the mill, fresh gristle for the grill.
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2, said Zorba, to which I responded, "It's all Greek to me." Someone flung a glass of ouzo onto the floor, crying, "Opa!" Soon the floor was a janitor's nightmare.
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3and neither did every man, female, child, canine, feline, avian, rodent, insect, fungus, lepidoptera, cephalopod, marsupial, nematode, monotreme, extraterrestrial, and the divine.
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3Periodontitis knew the root of the problem was in the canal itself, and gummed up all libel lawsuits for as long as he could take a licking. The dental dam was erected.
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4I was a man with no place, and I knew it. I lit a S-shaped cigarette,sending the surrounding celluloid into a blistering white-out. In the cold distance, a dame with lips to kill
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10The incarnadine wraiths flashed through the twirling swamp-forest, sobbing as they swept up lost children to be brought home as white-eyed slaves of enfeebled, drifting appetites.
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3, with all the corn I could muster, shouted "That is the pits!" The hierophant lit up in green fire, and with great gratitude, rose into the sun. Then it got brighter and brighter.
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3Desitin. The vanguard of Tony's army of little children set out on kamikaze stink runs while the rearguard slid by, highly mobilised on runners of snot. Victory was imminent, but