I was walking to the store one day. It was

I was walking to the store one day. It was in New York. It was at 1 in the morning and pouring rain. I saw these thugs on the corner. so, i kept my distance. i was surprised that

one of them was wearing a clown costume complete with the BIG, red nose. He was holding a circus poodle under his multicolored umbrella. Despite my distance, I was able the hear

the sound of an atomic bomb exploding. when the dust clear every one was dead exept me

because I am a cockroach, and I can live through an atomic blast because I am the superior species. It was my time to shine! I began to truck off to show my greatness when I

stumble upon something very strange .. I could nopt believe my eyes ! It was right there . Right in front of my face , yet somehow i just could not believe it . There was

was right there, literally couldn't be closer to my face if it wasn't my nose, and still I couldn't - wouldn't - see it. I tried to shake it off, but no, there it was. A

slimy green bugger hanging from a viscous strand with an insect struck to it, struggling to free itself. I stared down at it cross-eyed trying to identify it, when my date returned

with her entomology encyclopedia. "Let's see... ah, it's a Hypercompe scribonia. That's a keeper." She removed the moth with her tweezers, leaving the booger in tact. I swooned and

woke up with moths on my face. Screaming like a boy, I swatted repeatedly at my own face, and that was the last thing I remember before I knocked my own dumb self out. And you?