He made sure to stay hidden as his boss left

He made sure to stay hidden as his boss left the office to grab a cup of coffee. "Perfect! Time to grab that file." He quickly moved to get the envelope, and when he opened it,

it squealed. His boss had rigged the envelope up to a small speaker hidden within. He came back in & looked straight at me "Caught you red handed."

At first, I was about to protest, but I realized I had indeed been caught red-handed. I had performed a sacrifice for the Gods earlier today and had no time to clean up. His boss

found the mess and, of course, I was approached, given my history. "Look, I usually do it at home, but there was a segment on Good Morning that I really liked and forgot." The boss

stared at the scraps of paper surrounding me, and the micro chips that had once been sorted so meticulosly lying on the floor. All I could think was that

she was dead. No . . . it was dead. Whatever it had been. I slid all over the place like an inchworm, trying my best to look for those missing chips. I had no luck. They were gone.

have struck back, but I was temporarily stunned. The behemoth of corporate slavery raised it's mighty hammer at me again, but I managed to duck just in time. I had to get out of

this jungle no matter what the cost! Dr. Harriet Toobman offered me an escape & I took it! Yes, that's right...I went to grad school, got my PhD & became a professor! The hell with

being a slave. Hmmm... You want me to grade papers and prepare lectures during the best time of year for no pay? I think I need to organize and uprising.