Standard Recipe: Set oven to Planck temperature.

Standard Recipe: Set oven to Planck temperature. Insert quantum fluctuation. Rapidly inflate to homogenous quark-gluon plasma. Destroy antimatter. Form protons & neutrons

allow to bake for seven minutes in a Cern Super Collider and voila! Particle Souffle in six Dimensions. Monitor carefully, if it falls, there is a high chance of

our sun trading places with Betelgeuse which would crush our tiny Earth instantly with it's gravitational field. If we're sucessful however, we can finally access the sixth dimensi

-on, which would allows us all to talk backwards. Sweet lord how I've waited for that. I spent a lot of time learning how to talk backwards only to find out it's not a skill that

is appreciated in this attention deficit culture. Bastards. However, I persevered with talking backwards until I met, Willard, who talks out of both sides of his mouth

, "Armmgh. Slishprgh," he whispered. I was hooked: Side-mouth-speaking! The revolution starts now. Willard and I took to the streets preaching side speak, telling it to The Man

Making peripheral vision eye contact with the gathering crowds,Willard & I side-mouth-spoke with passion & a lot of spit. "Yadiez & Zhentlemen! Weah musht raiiize up agaisht Da Man

"Starbucks!" he shouted. "You promised me Starbucks!" Unfortunately for all of us, there was only an old coffee can with stale grounds, left from the previous time traveler. On

the side, we saw something which horrified us. There was the symbol, the bloody enchantment, which ruled the enemy encampment in the future. This must have been where it began.