"What's the worse that can happen father?"

"What's the worse that can happen father?" Jimmy asked, "Its not like i'm going to go into the store and a giant pelican is going to come in and take me away." his dad replied,"

his sweet new shoes he jacked from the store his dada was talking so much that he got mad and then he

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Hmm? Oh, I am sorry. I don't speak 'text' Let me just reach for my translator. Hmmm... Here we go. Oh, that was funny. Let me reply. 'Semi-Colon Right Parenthesis' I hope that

they won't come running after me with enema's to fix this. I am counting on the sense of humor of an alien! I switched my translator back to receiving mode and waited for their res

ervation beeper to vibrate so I could stuff my face at the Claim Jumper. If it's one thing that our race can do to impress Tech-Advanced Aliens was that giant chocolate

bunnies were both monumentous & delicious. We begged the advanced alien race to find us a planet with more cocoa beans, but they looked like rabbits so may have been put off by our

peacekeeping shotguns. The aliens instead offered us a bubble spaceship which was rather flimsy looking but would help in our quest in search of cocoa beans. The bubble spaceship

rose to the surface of the Coke can, just as Sigourney Weaver took a sip. She swallowed the spaceship and well... At least she was nominated for an Academy Award for her story.