Sorry, but I can't stop twiddling my thumbs.

Sorry, but I can't stop twiddling my thumbs. I'm working out to drop weight classes in time for the thumb wrestling tournament at recess tomorrow. Next, I'll do Ring Pop sit-ups.

I'll also practice my finger dance moves on the kalimba to whip my digits into shape - just like Tom Hanks in "Big," but on a much smaller scale. Coach gave me the thumbs up

the unmentionable region, claiming it was the authorized annual examination. Six months later, Ed Snowden revealed that Coach had been working with the NSA to collect DNA samples

Of every citizen to determine whether they would commit thought crimes. Chemtrail flu was endemic in most parts of the world. It was possible to laugh to death, suddenly.

The local morgues were stuffed to the gills with whole audiences of people who had laughed themselves to death. Many people blamed Soupy Sales for this sudden uptick

because they all wanted to see the naked girl at the door holding the balloons. But Soupy, knowing the censors would shut him down refused to move aside which just made if funnier.

Of course, it didn't help calm the censors down that every word of was going out live. Nor did it do the producers and cast any favors to discover that the girl was blind and lost

and swearing out loud while clawing in vain at a black censor bar covering her eyes. "She'll peel that thing off, and when she does, we're all dead" the lead actor thought.

thoughts. That was my mistake. Almost immediately, he exploded in rage. Ranting, screaming at everyone. Unfortunately, the police arrived too late and the building engulfed in fire