"I didn't puke on the computer screen!" I

"I didn't puke on the computer screen!" I yelled. "Well, maybe a little..." My Dad was fuming. Didn't I tell you NOT to ever watch Twilight?! The mere mention of the movie caused a

. As I drove around town I realized there were no more video stores. The lingering taste of Edward, Bella & Jacob plagued my senses. I might be forced to read a book to rid myself

of the uneasy dread that magnets once inspired in me when I was a child. I drove around the town in which I still resided, looking for a book from the Twilight Series, but somehow

ended up in the parking lot of the "Townie Traveling Midget Circus". I thought about turning around and continuing my quest for that vampire book, but who was I kidding? I love mid

gets! They are so adorable when they try and reach things on the top shelf. This was the last night for the midget circus, so my quest for the vampire book took a hiatus and I boug

t all the tickets to the Big Top & held a midget themed wedding."Do you Bella take Vlad as your husband?" So happy. A present was a dusty leather bound book sent from Transylvania

. Bella was astonished to find that the wedding gift was a cookbook. "Those are recipes my ancestors passed down over the centuries." Vlad added, "Bloody good ones, too."

but cooking for Vlad turned out to be a chore. He was allergic to 3 different blood types & couldn't chew due to poor orthodontics so Bella served chilled blood units

that he could suck on...and ,oh!That Count could suck!Edward had nothing on him...Royalty does make a difference!Bella was never hapier!