On March 2, 2016, I was folding a story in

On March 2, 2016, I was folding a story in Armenia City In The Sky. What a magnificent view one got whilst sitting outside having tea.The leopard print sofa added to the exoerience

not to mention the Cheshire Cat curled up so tightly at the end, it was tea for two today and he patiently waited as I

slowly looked around me. What was I doing here? Underground, sitting at a table with a bunch of raving lunatics and their pets, drinking tea. But the moment of lucidity passed and

I reached for a scone. It was delicious. Someone tapped my shoulder suddenly, and I whipped around to see a tall woman standing behind me. "What do you want?" I ask her. She points

at my chest. I tilt my head, a look of confusion crossing my face. Why was this woman pointing at my chest? What could she possibly want? Then I remembered the pain I felt in my

gut- & I knew. She was after my Alka Seltzer- the one box left in town. I turned & ran, realizing she would pursue me relentlessly. Soon, other folk seeking relief joined the chase

. I could hear them yelling "Give it up, Speedy" as they tailed me to the river's edge. I knew if I jumped, all the Alka Seltzer would dissolve, and be useless, but I had no choice

…that is, until I saw a banana-flavored Trojan laying at the river’s edge. I plopped into the condom & rolled into the river just as a man yelled,” Don’t do it, Speedy! A hole in

the space-time continuum is about to swallow up the river." But it was too late. I snuggled up at the river's edge in the banana-flavored Trojan. The hole in the space-time continu

um opened up and swallowed the river. i fell behind the hole so i was relatively safe. i got hit by a fish that fell back here as well. I ate it. i had no ide how long ill be here.