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On March 2, 2016, I was folding a story in

  • On March 2, 2016, I was folding a story in Armenia City In The Sky. What a magnificent view one got whilst sitting outside having tea.The leopard print sofa added to the exoerience
  • not to mention the Cheshire Cat curled up so tightly at the end, it was tea for two today and he patiently waited as I
  • slowly looked around me. What was I doing here? Underground, sitting at a table with a bunch of raving lunatics and their pets, drinking tea. But the moment of lucidity passed and
  • I reached for a scone. It was delicious. Someone tapped my shoulder suddenly, and I whipped around to see a tall woman standing behind me. "What do you want?" I ask her. She points
  • at my chest. I tilt my head, a look of confusion crossing my face. Why was this woman pointing at my chest? What could she possibly want? Then I remembered the pain I felt in my
  • gut- & I knew. She was after my Alka Seltzer- the one box left in town. I turned & ran, realizing she would pursue me relentlessly. Soon, other folk seeking relief joined the chase
  • . I could hear them yelling "Give it up, Speedy" as they tailed me to the river's edge. I knew if I jumped, all the Alka Seltzer would dissolve, and be useless, but I had no choice
  • …that is, until I saw a banana-flavored Trojan laying at the river’s edge. I plopped into the condom & rolled into the river just as a man yelled,” Don’t do it, Speedy! A hole in
  • the space-time continuum is about to swallow up the river." But it was too late. I snuggled up at the river's edge in the banana-flavored Trojan. The hole in the space-time continu
  • um opened up and swallowed the river. i fell behind the hole so i was relatively safe. i got hit by a fish that fell back here as well. I ate it. i had no ide how long ill be here.

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