"Opportunity, adventure, endless possibilities!"

"Opportunity, adventure, endless possibilities!" exclaimed Jacob the blue rabbit to

a small gathering of foreign hares he'd tricked into his Wealth Builders seminar. Two rabbits in back were asleep, but there was one in the middle row that looked interested. Jacob

Bugs had on a dress and was wearing mascara. When he broke out in opera. John Jacob Jinglehiemer fell over laughing. The flora head massage was great. Time for your meds. the

nurse said, and turned off my cartoons. I woke up in the padded cell. I must have been dreaming I was Elmer Fudd again. I don't know why the hospital lets me keep my rifle.

It's a cataswophe waiting to happen! In my dreams I pressed a button on the bedside remote control. Bugs Bunny disguised as a nurse promptly appeared. "Eh, what's up, doc?"

"Time to take your temperature. Open up, doc!" 'nurse' Bugs Bunny ordered, put the thermometer in my mouth & lit it. It was a dynamite stick. In my dream, I watched horrified as th

e fuse burned down to the end, and kerbloowie! . My jaw swung freely and a few teeth fell out. Then Bugs,said. "Now what did I say? Keep da Thermawmeeter in 'il Nurse says."

"Ewwww, Ba...ba...bugsy...ya...ya..you gave me an exploding rec...rec...rectal tha...tha..." Bugs cut Porky off, "Stop you're galdang sta...sta...ahhhhh, now ya got me doing it!"

And that, my friends, is what we here in FOLDINGSTORYVILLE call Looney Toons! Tha...tha...that's all, Folks!