Joel Hodgson regretted leaving Mystery SCience

Joel Hodgson regretted leaving Mystery SCience Theater 3000 because

he found out he had only one other trick, be a prop comedian like Carrot Top. Joel Hodgson was forced to do puppet shows on Sunset Blvd. for tips. Then Mike showed up in his Limo.

And handed a cardboard cutout of a supermodel to Joel. Mike got back into his Limo drove off into the sunset. Joel dropped his puppets and picked up the cutout. Then it talked!

"Unhand me, you lout!". Shocked, Joe jerked his hand back and let the cardboard figure fall. "I am waiting for my pumpkin to take me to the Corrugation Coronation. What time

is it?" Joe looked at his watch, then had to switch to his un-eyepatched eye. "It's after eight." "Why, I'm late!" yodeled the cardboard princess. "Take me to the Coronation now!"

the cupboard for the crazy glue. "Haha, take that you nasty sharp thingies," squealed the cardboard princess. She sprayed everyone, including the scissors, with the sticky stuff.

One set of keys was able to call the mouse who guarded the kitchen. Mr. Mouse came running and, when he saw the cardboard princess, chased her out of the house. Whew! The

cardboard princess was left out in the rain, as Mr. Mouse returned to his kitchen. The princess though, "Why must I always be chased away, just when I discover some cheese?"

"This story sucks and you stink," said Fat Tommy. "Read me a-nudder one!" Brat. I hated babysitting this kid. I smiled sweetly at his chubby,sweaty face & turned out the light.