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I detected that familiar light, feral and

  • I detected that familiar light, feral and quite frightening, in Jake's striking eyes even before he steadied to jump. "And remember," he said. "Danger is not my name- it's my life"

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  • Gyllenhaal turned to his imaginary Giant Rabbit friend Frank & said "Let's hop!" He twitched his nose &jumped out of the plane. Unfortunately Jake's Donnie Darko persona had taken

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  • a lot of stock in the critic's reviews so Gyllenhaal's "Donnie Darko" persona had taken over completely. He and his imaginary rabbit were tandem jumping with Harvey and

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  • they were having such fun that they didn't notice the bed starting to give way until it gave way. The fall killed them all, except the rabbit because it wasn't real. Taking

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  • this into account made it difficult for the Grim Reaper. How do you guide the souls of imaginary creatures? It gave his skull migraines. Bunny Foo-Foo hopped closer. "GET LOST!"

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  • The Grim Reaper tried reasoning with Bunny Foo-Foo, "I'm trying to guide your soul" but Bunny Foo-Foo like other imaginary creatures before her wasn't listening. Grim Reaper tried

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  • dangling a carrot in Bunny Foo-Foo's face. Didn't work. Grim Reaper was losing his patience. "Perhaps I need an assistant to help me." he decided. So he called his pal, Elmer Fudd.

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  • No dice. Little Bunny Foo-Foo bopped Elmer Fudd on the head with a field mouse carcass. The Grim Reaper sighed. He'd run out of options and now had to ask the Good Fairy for help.

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  • The Good Fairy was in a bad mood. "What the f*ck do you want, Grim Reaper?" "Oh, never mind." Just then Little Bunny Foo-Foo drove a 1968 Ford Galaxie 500 radio antenna through

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  • the hearts of half a dozen field mice kebabing them. Even the Grim Reaper thought it was OTT & the Good Fairy turned the air blue before turning LBFF into a goon as it was foretold

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