Bomb disposal is NOT a job for the faint

Bomb disposal is NOT a job for the faint hearted, which was unfortunate for Cpl. Jock Sergeant, who's heart was so faint as to be transparent. On his 1st day at bomb school, he sat

in the front and the teacher could look through his invisible heart and chest at the student behind him who WAS STICKING GUM UNDER THE DESK! The Bomb Disposal Teacher said,

"Now how do we get rid of C4 plastic?" The Bomb Disposal Teacher called on Toby, whose hand was aloft against his own volition.Toby was being bullied. The class laughed when he

Took the bomb apart and disabled the sensor.

Neat. That was a close call. High five! Let's have a drink now... but wait. Isn't that

odd? I was just about to drink but now I'm feeling very ... sleepy. Why are you saying strange things? The world is spinning. I think I'm going to -

Then all was darkness and into that darkness all my woes vanished. Far away I heard someone call my name and I opened my eyes. Before me was a little window, and out the window

was Mickey Mouse in his red shorts. "Come with me Pluto," he said. "Time to go home." I knew I shouldn't have eaten that purple pickle for lunch I thought as I followed him down to

Remembered when my cousin predicted this moment, including the cheese. I just went to him in my dungeon to admit he was right. This was going to be a bitter pill for one of them.