i was on mountain lost and all alone not

i was on mountain lost and all alone not a sound could be heard from any where when all of the sudden i heard a

magical unicorn from across the distance. It was

a glimmering white, with a golden horn.

started growing out of my head, i didnt know what it was so i went to the doctor, and he said that i would have to find 3 things to get it off, they were:

a paper towel, a hammer, and a bandaid. Relunctantly I followed his orders and went to Walmart to buy them (How convienent!) but found out I was low on cash. Looking around, I

saw a old man who said if i brought him a new pair of shoes he was give me whatever money i needed. So I gave him the pair I was wearing and in return he gave me the money. So I

left in a hurry and rushed to the nearest walmart only to find that the Pokemon cards i wanted were sold out. now im going to have to

Sean Connery with some people to get thoes cards. I started with

the host of "Card Sharks" who wouldn't give up the