i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law

i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

boring stuff in english

"Why so serious?"

dunno mate

, this pen pal thing isn't working out. I hear you've been writing to other people. Unforgivable. You only ever liked me for what you thought my Australian accent sounded like, so

now you find out I'm a chubby Italian from Brooklyn, you gonna dump me, eh? I tell ya, ya letta-writin' games aw gunna ketchup wid ya. Um dyin ovah heah so fuggetabout me writin' y

a letta coz mamma says you ain't worth it. The chubby Italian from Brooklyn used his hands to emphasise his speech. His long curly locks of hair also waved about frantically as he

broke my heart. I walked away sadly. How could I have allowed myself to be seduced by a man so chubby, so Italian & so from Brooklyn. I looked at myself in the mirror & said to mys

elf: Hey-oh, if youse can't beat 'em, join ems. It might be a weasel deal to break the Devil's dishes with this scootch of a schmeboygah but his mother's meatballs are to die for!