What an awful night. Most if it stayed submerged

What an awful night. Most if it stayed submerged in the alcoholic black out. Only a bleak gnawing that something was wrong drifted through her mind. She looked at herself in the mi

rror and in the reflection, lying on the bed & sprawled on the floor was the cast of Snowhite & the 7 Dwarves on Ice. "Oh no," she whispered to herself, "it's pantomime season agai

n." "OH NO IT ISN"T" yelled the 7 dwarves. "Oh, yes it is, now get out here before the prince shows up." "Can't go anywhere with coffee." muttered Grumpy. Dopey ordered room servic

e & lackadaisically lollygagged across the rumpled sheets. A knock at the door. Room service already? Dopey got to the door before Snow White could. Uh-oh. It was Prince Charming.

looked like someone had dumped a bucket of water on her head and pummeled her with a sack of potatoes. Prince Charming was perfect. But Snow White's complexion was all blotchy and

blighted, she had a potato nose & potato eyes. "You look badly beet." "said the Prince. "Take me as I yam." said Snow White Potato. "Aioli wish you'd bitten an apple, not a spud

-- but you chose me, so shallot be,'' the Prince said gingerly. What a cassava nova! Snow White Potato smiled and said, "Botany one can say that. Do you truly mean it?"

"I truly mean it, my love, my darling." He smiled & took my hand, kissing it lightly. "Since you chose me, will you marry me, Snow White Potato?" The prince got on one knee. "

Yep" said Snow White Potato, "Sounds good." The Prince and the Potato were happily married, though tragically, during their honeymoon, her body was found smooshed in a hotel room.