I was hiking one day when the ground gave

I was hiking one day when the ground gave way beneath me! I fell down quite a distance. I looked only to realize i was trapped in a cave! I looked around for a way out. I decided

blacked out. When i awoke from my slumber, I was in a strange place and was scared for my life. I looked around and started walking, then out of nowhere I heard

a loud thud. I jumped backwards, and immediatley heard two more in rapid sucsession, only to realize that these were my only footsteps. But this only riased another question. Why

were my footsteps so loud? So i looked down and my feet turned into

pillows. Now, I would be able to walk around without anyone knowing. On my walk, I met another person with pillow-feet. I said, "

It's just like having clouds on your toes, isn't it?" We compared which pillows we used. Mine were down filled, hers were miracle foam. On our first date, playing footsie was like

swimming in a batch of fluffly delicious marshmallows... cept this time the marshmallows were man eating, and we were fighting them off with our toes for our lives.

But the man-eating marshmallows bit our toes off. We were bummed. But that was fun compared to the fact that we were in a Giant's hot chocolate and he was

about to drink up. For a giant, he was a big gulper. He swallowed the entire cup, disintegrating marshmallows and us and all. I don't even want to say how we got out of that one.