Once pupon a time a stoopid ass called simon

i am so scared i have just had a massive dump

It was really smelly.

Like my palm.

Your palm? No, I believe you are mistaken. This palm here is mine. What? No, it's been growing here by my fence since I bought the house in 1992. Yes, that's my fence and I'd like

you to remove the fairy lights, Tibetan prayer flags, windmills, wind chimes and evil eyes nailed to MY fence & tree. Your clutter is interfering with my chi flows and causes head

winds approaching speeds requiring tropical storm warnings and the sirens startled my birds of paradise who then shit all over place and the resale values take a dive and she gives

Birth to a brainwashed, ignorant slave of the mind controlled culture of the 21st century? Incredible. The younger generations are brainwashed. What a pitiful sight, just when we

thought they might learn how not to fail from our example, they left us behind for virtual worlds and formed their own congresses and opinions. Our dessiccated corpses

amused themselves with parlor games until they crumbled to dust, while we watched in our disembodied, sluggish melancholy, perplexed and slowly fading to nothing.