his eyes came into to focus. He had a hard

his eyes came into to focus. He had a hard night bartending and now someone was poking his nose. "Choclate pancakes, Now!" The 3-year old in Spiderman PJs hopped on the bed.

He grinned a tired smile & said, "The chocolate fiend ate all our chocolate. How about a waffler's castle?" The munchkin Spidey replied, "I want a Virgin Sex on the Beach too."

Not understanding exactly what he was asking for, munchkin Spidey lay spreadeagle down on the sand. "OK, I'm reaaaddddyyyyy!" He closed his eyes and knocked over a waffler castle

with the elephant trunk that the evil scientist had grafted onto the back of his neck.

The two octopus tentacles on the side of his head quivered with anticipation as he approached In and Out Burger. Up to this point they had fed only on larval eels, and the aroma

was amazing. He had a hamburger for himself, fries for his left octupus tentacle and a milkshake for his right octopus tentacle. Ugh. The tentacles had put tube worms in his burger

asked the waiter for some tube worm cleavers. "Sir, those tube worms are an endangered species, so you'll have to eat around them. And make them feel loved." He read them stories

about courage and romance. He made sure that they attended the most elite academies. But irrespective of his efforts, the tube worms just didn't seem to give a damn. He returned to

Saskatchewan then, disappointed & disillusioned by it all. His good friend Helga made pancakes to help him feel better & by golly, it did! Nothing like pancakes to warm the soul.