The big day was here, it was now or never.

to keep calm knowing that I was on my way to Mars for boarding school? All my short life I'd wanted nothing more than be as far away from my parents & my annoying little brother

I could not wait to start the Mars-port intergalactic boarding school. "Keep calm, son. You haven't passed the entry test yet.". What?! There was an entry test?

He held up a card. It was a 3 of hearts. "Is this the entry test into the Mars-port Intergalactic Boarding School?" He smirked, "Whoops, that's a fail." He pushed a blinking orange

off the table, where it blinked away in a small garbage can. The hopeful cadet was distracted long enough for the test-giver to klonk him over the head with a frying pan, instantly

knocking him out. "Lights out, Cadet." This had been one many mutinies on this mission - a perilous mission by the Space Corps to capture Mingrawn Timbletot and bring him to

justice; execution by particle acceleration. I had heard CommanderVideo and Junior Melchkin talk about these concepts several times before, but I had never seen an infinity chasm

But now it was here for all to see. How to build a bridge across it? There was no blueporint, so I had to invent one. That kept me busy for almost two years. Meanwhile, the chasm

continued to grow. At some point it had split in two forming a peninsula in the center. One day, at the end of the peninsula, there appeared The Camp of The Stranger. Thing were

happening in brain. Me scared. Me bash stranger! But stranger talk me out of it, offer food. Food good. Stranger and me friends. Life good. Fold bad. Me happy at last. No brain.