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he croaked and died with a crack of lightning. Thor grinned at Tesla. "If it is not some trick of Loki, Thou art a master of electrical powers. What manner of pay for this device

then Tesla started crying. "No pay." Thor asked, "But you make electricity!" Then Tesla handed Thor a newspaper, Edison was grinning. "Inventor of Electricity" said the caption.

That pissed off Thor (who, a fictional entity, was actually invented by humans & couldn't invent anything), who smashed Edison's smirking lump of a face with his hammer. Tesla hid

a smile as the plastic toy hammer whacked Edison repeatedly. The artificial and entirely fictional Thor then turned and looked at Tesla. "I order you to aid me in building a ligh

tning fueled wormhole." Tesla's eye's widened, and he sputtered, "It can't be done!" Thor smiled, knowing fully well that physical laws were merely "guidelines" for a deity.

Thor reached over flipped one switch with his pinkie. And just like that, the SuperDome went dark. "It can indeed be done," Thor smiled again. "The 49ers WILL prevail!"

But, like the double-crossing wife in the Joe Montana miracle stain ad, Thor's wife was a Ravens fan. She hit a few Niners with her ball peen hammer of penalties and they lost.