"You're serious?" Amanda pointed at the small

"You're serious?" Amanda pointed at the small box on the table. "Of course, I wouldn't kid about something like this. It's locked inside. I honestly don't know what the hell to

do with it." Queen Amanda grabbed the box and looked inside. Sure enough, there was a heart in the box. But she didn't know I put a pig's heart in it and not Snow White's.

Snow White was harder to kill than I suspected and pigs were in great abundance. Queen Amanda didn't know the difference though and she screamed as if the heart were human. She was

clueless about anatomy. But I wasn't. Before I was enlisted into the queen's kitchen, I trained to be a doctor. I saw a chance to advance. This was not snow white's heart.

Snow White had an iron anemia and the owner of this heart clearly indulged in red meat. I told the wicked queen, she'd been fooled. the Queen's Mirror didn't like my diagnosis

but I was unconvinced & took my walkin' cane with my name engraved "Dr.House" & smashed Snow White's evil stepmom's Magic Mirror. "A shard-ectomy." I put on my shades. YEEEAAAHHHH!

I've been locked in this dungeon for three thousand years. All that stuff was just my imagination. Or was it? What if it was all real? I'm creating reality with my mind. I can cont

inue in this reality or I can SNAP my fingers & enter another one. SNAP! I opened my eyes & found myself hanging upside down by one foot over a cliff, dangling precariously over

the giant pirana-infested Amazon waters. I was about to sli---aaahhhh!!!! I snapped my fingers right before I fell into their jaws & FLUMPH...found myself cuddled up beside Wanda.