In 1888 Bertha Benz drove her automobile

In 1888 Bertha Benz drove her automobile to visit her mother. Along the way, several people were frightened by the automobile

and rightly assumed that she was a witch. But where other witches had failed (attempting to flee torch mobs while straddling a broomstick), Bertha accelerated. Her 1888 Mercedez

Benz Witch class (specially made) kicked into gear. The witch felt herself pushed back into her seat by the acceleration and outpaced the mob. The car didn't roar. It cackled.

The witch and her Benz outpaced the mob so much that they had time to stop at Waffle Hut. Afterwards the interstate was never the same, sprouting cloverleafs and woodbines as they

Waffle Hut was run by a dastardly assistant manager named Heath Inatick. He reused syrup from dirty plates. When he saw the Witch come trolloping in with a nice how-do-you do, he

fixed her a batch of Belgian waffles covered in syrup containing dust bunnies, greasy hair, & dead flies like so many amber inclusions which begiled the Witch, Snagula. Mr.Inatick

was the only mortal Snagula ever found appealing. Mr.Inatick understood her foibles, her character flaws. Until only recently, Snagula thought herself incapable of love, but now

spend hours doodling little love hearts around Mr Inatick's name. Snagula dreamed of one day dressing in orange and ceremoniously sinking her teeth into Mr Inatick's jugular. How

The tale of the uncle had overcome the past, and so the protagonists lived happily together in unison telling stories for the rest of their days.