As the boss, he quit trying long ago. Sure

As the boss, he quit trying long ago. Sure he showed up, but basically just dicked around all day. He had his feet up watching Entourage season 5, disk 2 when the bigger, regional

manager came by for a surprise visit to the office, you know, just to "say hello" (yeah right). Her name was Ruth. I called her Ruthless. She weighed at least 300 lbs. & was a real

ty enthusiast. Ruth was the trainspotter of the property market. She collected the pictures of agents from all around the country. Ruth had almost got a complete set of Century 21

st Century Fox production assistants. Ruth was a sick woman who collected people. This is why the cage had to be so big with a sloped floor with a drain for human sludge runoff.

But Ruth did't feel like she was doing anything wrong; she would watch the people, snivelling and sobbing and rolling around in their own muck, and feel benevolent, like a goddess

Who wore green shirts to work. Ruth was the Queen's assistant and juggled her money books up and down stairs. One day she dropped one and was sent to the Psych Ward for a checkup.

What a surprise. At the Ward the receptionist told Ruth that a checkup meant she had to write blank checks in the Queens moneybook. Soon the Queen noticed her finances had a hole

in their logic you could drive a hospital van through. The Queen had Ruth brought before her. "Where's my money, Ruth?! My money Ruth." Ruth saw she wasn't a queen, she was the Hos

"Honey, if I had any idea of how to acquire riches, I would have done it long ago, had a face lift and a tummy tuck, and would now live in Malibu with Jonny Depp. So don't ask me."