Thank you for being with us today Zach. Let's

Thank you for being with us today Zach. Let's start by having you compare and contrast this film to all other films that have been made.

Zach smirks at his interrogator. Obviously, well-trained, but even monkeys could be trained. The interrogator employed the Hitchcock method. This actually emboldens Zach's resistan

Ce to being slapped around. Zach bit the interrogator and used a monkey wrench to make sure he was dead. The police arrested Magilla Gorilla, from Manila. Maxwell's silver hammer

ended up in the slammer in the ass of the Crammer, his cellmate. Magilla Gorilla might have been from Manila but in the joint, he was a mean ass silverback motherfucker! Just ask

Donkey Kong, the barrel-rolling-est simian this side of the Lylat system. On the other side, Magilla Gorilla and Crammer deepened their prison bond unto matelotage. Gift registry

open. You buy gift. Donkey Kong roll barrel at Magilla Gorilla. Barrel contain gift registry. Gift registry closed. Crammer happy. You get? Good. Donkey Kong happy. You get Nobel

It's like something out of Willy Wonka's factory, yet more sugary and nightmare-inducing than previously portrayed on film.

The gelatinous fiend eased its sugary bulk forward another step while they looked on in horror. The saccharine stench of the Wonka like nightmare made them step back. "Quick, grab

the heat gun!" and just like that, the jelly monster was gone. As it melted, it yelled "When I re-solidify, it'll be all over for you!"