Leia was nervous. Yes, Han had seen her

Leia was nervous. Yes, Han had seen her in a copper two-piece as Jabba's slave girl, but tonight, their wedding night, she couldn't help but feel a little ill at ease. What if he

discovered she held her chest down with duct tape? Was he really "just friends" with his wookie companion? "Han, now that we are engaged, did you shoot first?"

The Wookie was sick of Han always taking the hottest aliens on double dates. He decided that on this date, the Wookie would undermine Han so he could get the hotter

Twi'lek dancer. How to fool a Casanova like Han? He made comments implying the wet wookie smell was Han's foot odor. Unfortunately noone except Han understood Chewbacca & both danc

went on vacation together. Han said, "Let's go to the continent of Australia on Earth!" Chewy looked at Han dubiously. "That's in a galaxy far, far away," said one of the dancers.

Chewy ran for Mayor and lost, but planned to run again if he could. Han was the alderman from the 26th ward, where the dancer lived in a bungalow. Bungalow Row was 100 years old.

It was a tinderbox really. One stray flame and who knows what might happen to a certain dancer with ties to 26th Ward Alderman Han Solo. So Babs Fett kept her ears open & her box

-ers on in spite of Han's incessant pleading. "Please, Babs," he whined, his tears only serving to put out her flames. "If it was just a matter of you asking nicely, I would have

referred you to etiquette school, not say straight out I won't relent until you twerk on youtube." "But, Babs, I'm a supreme court justice, how will it look?!" 10,000,000 views.