Twice, TWICE upon a time

Twice, TWICE upon a time

RIndecella and Beeping Slooty were invited to a drancy fessball. Once there, Beeping Slooty took a bite out of an hiney sapple and Rindecella slopped a dripper. What a shirty dame!

Meanwhile, Chince Parming planned to be up all night let gucky. Beeping Slooty and Rindecella were dyed- in-the-wool garty pirls and when they saw him spiking the bunch powl

Chince muttered, "The fun will begin when they drink the punch!" People nudged each other. "That guy is rubbing his hands briskly." "He's been cackling maniacally all night."

in the end they decided that the punch smelled funny and they decided to pour it down the sink and make a new batch. Chince was disappointed that he wouldn't be able to watch the

gorges grow barren with boredom. As Chince mixed a new batch of punch, his beard grew urgently and the tip of it danced across the brew like a figure skater high on crack.

Three years later, Chince had a beard like Michael Stipe and sometimes was a doppelganger for him. Michael Stipe was so impressed he had Chince be a coconspirator on his new work.

Having seen how lucrative it had been to lose his religion, Stipe wanted Chince to help others lose their religion & pay him lots of money for making it possible. So he coconspired

,started the Cult of Nonbelievers & broadcast a Teleaethist program, Stipe backed it with vocals. People where more than ready to lose their religion for money. Big Surprise there!