the elven warriors had painted their six-legged

the elven warriors had painted their six-legged Girhinodomes with streaks of gold and purple paint. The beast's mains were translucent showing green blood pumping

through their crystalline bodies. The elves honed their swords til they glinted in the morning haze. On the other side of the valley, the orcs just stumbled out of their hovels.

The Orc Chief sniffed the air and snarled. "Today, we dine on Elf blood!" The rest of the clan howled with frenzied rage. The horde began to charge in a cloud of bodies toward

Legolas and his Gang, Orc Chief was frothing at the mouth. Suddenly a great big Eagle came flying down on them, mounted by no other than

Frodo. He swooped down and rescued Legolas from the Orc Chief's appetite. "PRECIOUS!" Legolas hissed when he saw the ring around Frodo's neck. He grabbed at it, causing them both

to break out in song,"Your PRECIOUS,& PRECOCIOUS,& you know what makes a Wraith blush,you make Gollum tell his LIES,You attract Saurons roaming EYE.Frodo,Legolas & Gothmog sang the

The Yellow brick road. They heard a loud creepy laugh. It was the wicked witch of the west. So they ran around the corner. Frodo tapped his shoes together and

did a little jig that soon exploded into a complete tap dance. The witch was so mesmerized that she didn't see the approaching horizon. As Frodo watched the witch melt, he

realized his hairy little feet were whirling. Then he got an idea on how to make the cash he needed. Dancing with the Stars. He cackled madly as he jigged up a storm.