I was just surfing the web when the person

I was just surfing the web when the person right across from me decided to be weird and talk about manga. He was rambling on about

the man who be my boyfriend in high school! Hey! You are Jim right! I said. You look so different now? What happen with you?

He smiled and said, "Higher education, I'm sorry Betty Lou but you are ignorant. You speak like an Ape doing sign language. I on the other hand have a full ride to Cambridge." And

he did. He had a bus ride to Cambridge, but the return trip was in question because he'd blown his check on a Gorillas in the Mist box set. Betty Lou's fork found his Adam's Apple

just as he was getting to the good part where Sigourney trys to communicate with the male Silverback. Needless to say, having his Adam's Apple skewered by Betty put a damper on

his usual loud cheers when the silverbacks tore Sigourney limb from limb. This was a little known sequel called 'Gorillas in the midst' where they

rebelled against the local natives who had been steeling their babies and killing the old ones just for resale in the black market. When the silver-backs started selling native

American feathered headdresses instead, it became a much more peaceful time. Almost as peaceful, in fact, as the time when

Grandma baked apple pie and we sat around the fireplace telling stories of days gone by.