Churning out worries like butter. Makes the

Churning out worries like butter. Makes the batter tastes strange.

Still, strange as it tasted, the unique flavour became a hit in hipster circles. Worrycakes were wildly popular: I had to churn out more and more worries to keep up with demand.

I bought a shop and had lines down the street. Worrycakes were trending with students when they found out the hipsters loved it. This itself was worrying, these were young, impress

ible cats. They're predators! Worrycakes were meant for prey animals. But it became a new intellectual exercise: Oh, understand how it is to worry, like the jumpy herbivores do. So

must you decide your own fate. For you are in control, whether to feast upon your prey or to be hunted in turn. Only in this meditation will you find peace." Ed Gruberman decided

to never again allow his job as air traffic controller to interfere with his meditation. Ed snapped out of his next session ignorant of the multiple crashes, subsequent trial and

error found that controlling the air traffic controller with a controller was not as successful as Ed had hoped. The plane crashed once again. His next trial involved

a cute dog and some random children that he found in the lost & found. The dog was dressed as the father and they would rent rooms with a promise to pay tomorrow. They would skip o

ut without paying, everytime...