of recalled Furbys. They looked at him with…

You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!

JoliJames 6/3/13 @ 04:34

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This story is so intense i need to relieve by having a colosal dump.

pip 6/3/13 @ 04:38

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in a bin

Alexstew 6/3/13 @ 04:41

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of recalled Furbys. They looked at him with those soulless, lifeless, hamsterowl eyes. Why couldn't he have been tossed in the Beanie Babies bin? The furnace was nearer

buddyboy4711 6/3/13 @ 19:32

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to all the unsold Freddy Kreuger gloves. In the shadows loomed Chia Pets. A cross was made with discarded My Pet Rocks. What was HE doing here? He was supposed be an awesome

MoralEnd 6/3/13 @ 19:56

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Companion on a cold winter night and cook owl stew for me, but he never did that. 3-1/2 years later, he made beaver stew and served it on the best China possible, which was chipped

ambikawolf 10/23/16 @ 15:51

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& not really China after all, but he made it work & I loved him for it. Being stranded on this asteroid with him was a godsend. This is the man I am going to die with in 7 minutes.

shadowsheart 6/7/18 @ 19:44

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The time has come. Where is no point denying it. I do not believe in reincarnation, the moment I die after seven minutes, I will be gone. We had to make love on that asteroid NOW.

Freemium 6/11/18 @ 08:06

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"For only seven minutes?" she complained, "That's not love-making, that's just a quickie. Forget it!" And so the asteroid exploded and the would-be lovers expired without love.

Woab 6/11/18 @ 10:40

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Asteroid bits and exploded parts of the lovers floated in space. Without minds to guide them, the lovers’ private parts mated and copulated in space for way more than 7 minutes.

TarotGuy 6/11/18 @ 12:53

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