A cold feeling of shock gripped me as I stared at the splintered, shattered wood of my front door.

There was this kid who was running away from the school. which one attack dogs attacked him...

The Great Gatsby stared across the water at the flashing green light. With a roar the Great Kraken (en route from Norway) entrapped Gatsby in a suckered tentacle and dragged him

Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal shoes were hell on Earth and she decided to buy new shoes.She went shoe shopping at Rodeo Drive but nothing seemed to fit her.

He called the beer a "Bronson" and entered the hipster ranks along with

ПРИЧА О ДОБРОМ ДРВЕТУ Овде допишите своју причу о добром дрвету, надовезујући се једни на друге.

Cool sweat soaked Magenta's back as Indigo sponged her brow, brushing her hair back & ordered her to push. Magenta gritted her teeth, suppressing moans of pain, and obeyed. Violet

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Vanilla Ice.

He passed the object over the glass case. "So what can you give me for it?" The pawn broker put on a loop and peered down. "Well, in this condition, I would need an appraisal."

I was trapped in a cage of my own device and could not find the key. My sigils were empty gestures, my will a stagnant pond. I went through the motions of a mundane life, hoping to

Would you rather streak naked through your office OR be known as the office farter?

"Implement Factor VII." "Sir, if we do that, the misanthropic squealers might go all 'nihilist' on us again!" "I am willing to take that risk. Implement it. That's an order."

Mr. Quinn woke one morning. Except, inexplicably, it was night. He looked out his window. The sun was not up. The birds were not chirping. What in the world had happened?

"Never!" I shouted. "Never will I do this for you. I mean who do you think I am?". I hung up but she just rang back. I answered, "I'll tell you who I think you are." She said.

He couched...right into the blowgun. Oh No!. The dart came out and hit Principle Lunderson in the neck. He whipped around and saw Blake standing there. "I coughed, it was an

Battle stations came the cold hard command over the shipboard communicator. We were finally going to test the newest starship in actual battle. The classified phoneme cannon was

Geraldine the gnu was feeling blue. She counted her toes again to check but there were three on each foot. Very un-gnu.

Your telling me I applied, was accepted 1 in 10000, trained in a grueling program, traveled through interplanetary space for 2 years, survived the landing, & the sunsets are blue?

The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.

Have you seen the robot built by the chinese named Yang Yang who's the spitting image of Sarah Palin? I've got my own conspiracy theory on this.