My father, uninterested in sticking around for the next life saving maneuver, had stumbled back into his old truck and swerved off toward the liquor store.

"If I think too hard about this, I'll never do it" she thought. So she didn't think and did it. Afterwards, when the fractures had knitted together somewhat

One day the man walk into a the home.And but he found cat and cat say," mow." And I say to him "my dad's ded." Then who was phone?!

If I do well on my exam,

Harboring a known criminal was pretty out of character for me, but there was something about the way Yosemite Sam would

Mom was dead. I couldn't believe it. I wish I never

Forget using carnival karate,

The concrete felt cool as he pushed his hand into the new pavement. 3 million years later, the fossilized impression was the only sign that mankind was on this planet.

"And I have big feet. You know what they say about big feet....HUGE shoes". We laugh all night, it was one of those fortunate nights when Jerry

It was a time for laughing, a time for love, but most of all it was a time for

Sitting down in front of the laptop, she placed the tiara on her head and checked her teeth for lipstick. Last time she played chat roulette there were too many

Starring in a Point & Click game had its ups and downs. Downs: Being violated by a cursor, watching the Clicker click on the same closet over and over (that's a dead end, stupid!),

I can't believe she had really done it. In the middle of a busy highway, in the middle of the afternoon, in the middle of an intense argument she just up and

I must have dozed off. When I awoke, the announcement said "Hell is next. Doors open on the left at Hell." As far as I knew, the subways did not go that far. Looking around, I saw

Bleugh! That's disgusting!

It was a strange night, there seemed to be a chill in the air. I was walking home just at dusk when suddenly some one jumped out, grabbed me, and

Gary always wondered - what it's like to be "the One". The term was not correct as it was, considering that there was significantly more of them now - but it was a Rite. Still,

What if cats have their own internet, and it's full of pictures of humans?

The wedding was hasty. Bridgitte’s mermaids sat glinting in tails on the steps of the church, throwing handfuls of fish food at the newlyweds.

The night was dark and there was a cruel wind blowing. If only I had an umbrella to protect me from the wet and a jacket to secure me from the cold.