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It's not delivery, it's
Finished
2013-09-06 23:43:29
Took
1 year, 299 days, 1 hour, 3 minutes, 39 seconds
44
"Arrr, me brethren, thank you for this congress. The Somalis have slashed our profits, and American drones have made commerce difficult. So could I interest you in some Tupperware
Finished
2016-11-21 17:03:02
Took
4 years, 358 days, 20 hours, 28 minutes, 13 seconds
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Able Applebot arched awkwardly ass backward bringing bountiful beauties back. Creeping craftily crosswise crooning cockeyed ditties, 'e expressed extraordinary erudition.
Finished
2013-04-20 16:23:22
Took
1 year, 137 days, 13 hours, 45 minutes, 56 seconds
44
Hey, I've got an idea: why don't we sharpen a piece or two of metal until it's extraordinarily dangerous and then slowly drag it across our bodies to temporarily remove
Finished
2014-06-22 14:00:36
Took
2 years, 186 days, 11 hours, 46 minutes, 43 seconds
44
How men calculate:"The shoes cost 299$!?" How women calculate: "Well they were marked down from 599$ & I got this matching purse for only 199$ which is normally 399$ so I saved you
Finished
2013-04-10 13:17:11
Took
1 year, 102 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes, 47 seconds
44
'Invalid response' my ass! It's my phone, and I'll answer it any way I like, or not at all if I so choose. I'm sick & tired of these nuisance calls from scammers trying to get your
Finished
2012-05-21 19:54:41
Took
137 days, 23 hours, 18 minutes, 5 seconds
44
"Puss in Boots just sounds wrong, damn it!"
Finished
2016-12-12 16:31:09
Took
4 years, 340 days, 15 hours, 47 minutes, 29 seconds
44
It's a dog eat dog world thought the Chow chow and ordered a Shih Tzu starter followed by Shar pei main dish but then he changed his mind and went with a
Finished
2016-05-05 12:55:18
Took
4 years, 109 days, 17 hours, 28 minutes, 43 seconds
44
The night before our departure, I could hardly contain my excitement. Leaving for Ireland for a marching band performance was the opportunity of a lifetime, especially for St. Patr
Finished
2017-10-06 17:16:52
Took
5 years, 241 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes, 6 seconds
44
I was in jamaica visiting family. i was having the time of my life. we went all over kingston and saw friends along the way.
Finished
2016-09-11 01:13:48
Took
4 years, 215 days, 10 hours, 6 minutes, 8 seconds
44
Brett had teased Samantha since the beginning of fifth grade. When this insecure, overweight girl threatened him with a water balloon, he never imagined that she would follow thru
Finished
2014-01-16 23:10:04
Took
1 year, 336 days, 2 hours, 9 minutes, 41 seconds
44
Quentin signed for the package and nervously pulled the tab on the envelope. Palms sweating, he reached inside and pulled out what appeared to be a photograph. It was of a thumb.
Finished
2014-07-02 22:40:54
Took
2 years, 136 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes, 38 seconds
44
You are illiterate. You can register most of the words but are unable to subvocalize what an author meant to say, assuming the author actually says anything at all, which
Finished
2014-06-21 21:15:55
Took
2 years, 110 days, 44 minutes, 31 seconds
44
"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -
Finished
2017-05-25 15:14:55
Took
5 years, 79 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes, 53 seconds
44
"But sometimes, sometimes I dare to look him in the eye. Straight. He's like at the end of the bed and stuff. Just, panting. And I look in Fido's eye and I see a killer lurking in
Finished
2014-05-13 15:06:46
Took
2 years, 61 days, 20 hours, 44 minutes, 12 seconds
44
The line for the new iPad was three blocks long at 5am and people were getting testy. When an old lady tried to get to the bus stop, someone shouted “NO CUTS!” and a riot broke out
Finished
2017-04-05 18:32:45
Took
5 years, 20 days, 4 hours, 41 minutes, 1 second
44
Monsieur Herault wanted a distinctive fragrance all his own so he commissioned Hermes. Little known to M. Herault, the ingredients included poodle musk. On his daily visit to Gardi
Finished
2013-02-28 12:44:59
Took
347 days, 32 minutes, 27 seconds
44
"Yeah, Suri, she's our baby." No Tom, you're not fit to be a parent. You're a terrible human being. You're a whacked out, insecure shrimp scientologist. And I'll tell you what Tom,
Finished
2017-05-28 00:32:16
Took
5 years, 70 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
44
My goal is to find a way to resurrect the internet of 20 years go: back before commercialism and social networking and media paranoia. Waybac just doesn't cut it, obviously. When
Finished
2017-11-18 13:24:21
Took
5 years, 244 days, 7 hours, 50 minutes, 31 seconds
44
She was my daughter. I was proud of her. She'd opened up a juice store called Jambo Juice. She was doing well until Jamba Juice opened across the street. Corporate villains.
Finished
2014-05-03 02:26:36
Took
2 years, 26 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, 38 seconds
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