He trained the blood with my name. Every Briterise he sang my name to it. The blood was learning me; only me. No other blood knew anybody. They only carried them; they were a conv

My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going Places, but then I was born and she realized her true passion lay in making tiny origami statues.

Why sure I do hunnywumps. I wuvy dovvy you werry werry much.

I was stuck in the crawlspace beneath the Hitchen's house again. One of my belt loops got snagged on something and I can not get it loose. I can't be caught down here again. I call

I tried to put sea salt on her red alarming lights, she guides me through the night but I don't want to go home. I want to feel alive, and I know she did too; time was running out.

With the ability to fire string better than Spiderman, to grow faster than a steroid abuser and even to create life, the penis is a man's most prized possession. This is what

Estaba en el embarque para Guadalajara, cuando vi a una señora vestida de fiesta y sin maleta, esperando un vuelo. Yo sabia! Ella iba para el matrimonio de su amigo.

I believe a man is a product of his mind so what he believes he becomes. So I became a vigilante, a anti-hero, or a modern day robin hood some would say. I fight for Justice

"Better living through chemistry," said the man in the lab coat to the staring camera lens. Eyes glittering & smile polished, they gave credence to the promise his words spoke.

When Death comes a-knocking, greet him with a glass of sherry and a fist full of prawns. Then dance, dance, dance on the way up that long, long hill to eternity. I'm just sayin'

Ken's eyes widened in horror. "Oh god, I just ruined that fold!"

I woke up this morning, not knowing that I would begin here. This is a strange, new world to me and I am lost. Where do I go from here? Can anyone help me

Maybe it didn't matter. That's what she'd told herself a hundred times. All is fair in love and war, right? Imogene shouldn't have put all her hopes on Paul's wanting her to join h

So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".

It flew towards me with an altogether unexpected trajectoral persuasion. I reached out and it landed with a dull thump in my palm. Then I saw that it was

His dog Rex had been missing two days. His dish sat untouched on the kitchen floor.

I'm on a roll! I've folded so many stories that I'm gonna annihilate the website servers! Then that will allow me to gain control over the whole writing world! Hahahahaha!

I put on my teeth and sharpened my glasses and looked at the long potato. It was really long. I figured there must be competitions for this kind of thing so I

his violent coughing fit was interrupted by something thick & wet being expelled into the rag he held over his mouth.