With the ability to fire string better than

With the ability to fire string better than Spiderman, to grow faster than a steroid abuser and even to create life, the penis is a man's most prized possession. This is what

most people think, but I believe that Silly String fires string faster than Spider Man or a penis. Please investigate. Sincerely, James Franco". He sent his email to Myth Busters

but because it was written in crayon in block letters, Mythbusters misread it and thought that they were testing whether Silly String fired faster than Spiderman's penis. After

many repetitions and a truly rigorous testing procedure done over a weekend in Ricardo's basement, Spiderman was plumb spent out. Mythbusters examined the data and concluded

yep the hosts of Mythbusters hate each other and are trying to kill each other.

They've been brainwashed into thinking the Illuminati are after all of them. They think each Mythbusters' co-host is plotting something cruel against one another. One even

snuck into Area 51 disguised as a sane person, and that took some effort, let me tell you. But he didn't get far when someone there recognized him as an actual alien. A sane one,

who found what happened next insane. His presence there was taken as a threat. So much for the friendly welcome we were offered to Area 51. The whole shebang went into SHUT DOWN.

“Listen, if anything happens to me, Trog will kill everyone,” said Rennie. “You’ll have to stop him. Repeat after me: Trog, Rennie barada nikto.” I was paralyzed with fear. “Say it

to be safe.” Something was wrong: I’d seen The Day the Earth Stood Still. Rennie? Trog? Not Klaatu? Gort? Rennie snarled, “Don’t be a dick and believe what you see in the movies!"