Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday party was a little much, but Kathy said that everybody who was anybody was hiring Bip the Clown these days. $800! I wonder what

Canuck Carl was canoe sprinting when he rammed Synchro Sally while she was making her trademark whale breach maneuver. He made a lasting impression. Many years later at the Olympic

There was a man who turned into stone after the last line of this story. He was wealthy man who gave away free motorcycles to anyone who asked him for one. His name was Robert Pau

A sock was stuck in the core of the nuclear submarine' s refrigeration unit, causing a meltdown. The explosion's tidal wave sunk California. Then the U.S. national debt suddenly

Oswald Kettlepot, or 'Oz' as his friend called him, had a peculiar problem. His one and only friend, Patricia Snodgrass, evoked a reaction in Oz that caused him to sneeze

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The CEO's risky escapade began to unravel when her heal punctured the waterbed. The water caused a short in his Blackberry which was located in his slacks around his ankles

Bret Humorless was the most serious man in the world, and he made sure everyone knew it. His colleagues at Crock O'News tried to get him to crack a smile, but

I'll scratch yours if you'll scratch mine. Oh, wait...I forgot...you don't have one.

It was the last night of The Silver Gulch Casino. Peter DeMarco crooned the old standards in the smoke-filled lounge. Only five people looked up from their shrimp cocktails. "Hey."

The Fridge said to her, "Come on, open me. Reach inside and grab my goodies. You have no lover, no happiness might as well eat the rest of the pizza."

The rain hammered down like the armies of Odin as the monk rose from his slumber and crawled to the door. "Mercy!" he cried to himself as the thunder rumbled across the Himalalayas

The two girls clung to each other digging their nails deep. Slowly they approached the shed door. The growling from within the shed grew fierce. Through the panels yellow eyes

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"I think I picked up Albus Dumbledore at the bar last night" exclaimed Frank out of the blue. "He showed me some pretty naughty wand tricks and kept refilling my drinks for free."

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