Was it really happily ever after? Sure, the fairy tale wedding was great and all but the summary execution of the ugly sisters and wicked step mother left the peasants feeling

When it comes to only a choice between unmedicated goo and coagulated dust, I am reluctant to express any preference. Are you certain no other means of entry and exit is available?

"But the end of the world... bla bla.. mayans.... bla bla... higher consciousness... bla bla....intergalactic alignment yada yada...." "Uhum, yeah.... pass the potatoes honey"

while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

I really don't have a better story than the time that girl with cerebral palsy wandered into my bar on clown night, and those drunken lunatics took her into the parking lot and

Frank was a bald banker. Frankly, he thought, he couldn't give a damn about the economy. He wasn't married. He didn't even have a cat. But by jove, he had money. The thing was

Answer me this: Is there anything creepier than a monkey wearing a diaper? Maybe

I gasped for air as the water ran down my face, rivulets cutting paths down my skin. I had fazed out again, and now I had nearly drowned in the bath. This was all because of that

Y cuando ya creia que habia tocado las estrellas con la punta de los dedos, se dió cuenta de que estaba boca a bajo.

The structure was lightyears long. At its center was the homeworld, Earth. Nanobots endlessly built new expansions to the structure. Lonely WALL-DO was one of the nanobots.

For Mother's Day I got my wife an invigorating 3-minute internal vaginal massage followed by an all-expenses-paid solo sandwich making workshop right in out kitchen!

Her face shows sighs of confusion before her training takes and she says , I'm afraid we can't do that , sir . ' 'Why not ?' demands the Guy .

What were all the possible uses of foldingstory folds? He'd certainly used it to create havoc or sharpen his skills.

She wore a skirt so I knew she was promiscuous. She was talking to me so the sexual tension was palpable. Like me, she was obviously thinking *When & where?* What she really

The girl rested her head on my lap. I could feel her warmth tickle me as I stroked her hair. Everything was perfect. The way she was, the way we were. Though things were not the

When transmat became cheap and reliable he couch-surfed around the globe. But even with friends he often stayed in a corner, bandages still on his head. One evening, though, he

" Good morning class. Tommorow we will be starting a social experiment. I want all of you to come to school dressed and acting like the opposite gender." The next day, everyone

The red Skittle army was slowly but steadily advancing on the weakened green forces. But what's this?! A yellow ambush! I ate four reds and a yellow. Mmmmm. The reds retreated back

Then she farted.

Tonight we're rockin the house with a battle for the ages. NINJA POPE. NINJA TURTLE. its gonna be HUGE!